I'm Dumping You, Loser trailer

What on earth happened to you?! You have become SUCH a loser! I'm breaking up with you. I won't ever be seen alive with you now! You've turned into a little bitch. The epitome of a beta male! A big fat fucking loser. It didn't used to be this way. I deserve so much better . I'm going to leave you pussy free and alone for the rest of your life because that's what you deserve and no one will ever want you again. And no, we can't be friends. I won't even think about you after this. You're completely and utterly forgettable. Good riddance to you, Loser!